Because of Expedia

That I had to go around the airport twice and paid for parking twice. I took my dad to the airport today so he can go visit some relatives in Atlanta, Georgia. We booked tickets on Expedia and when we printed out the confirmation, usually on the right side of the pages, there's a large airline logo. So since the logo and the flight was Delta, I took him to the Delta terminal, which was the second and last terminal at the airport. When we got to the check out counter, the conversation between me and the Delta rep goes like this:
Lady: Where are you going today?
Me: LAX
Lady: *takes confirmation print out from me* Yeah, this is American Airlines, not us.
Me: It says Delta.
Lady: Yeah, they confuse a lot of people with that. You gotta go to AA terminal.
Me: *walks away* effing Expedia.

So, we had to go around the airport again to get to the first terminal where AA was located. Anyways, the lesson learn from this. If the confirmation letter has a giant Delta logo and below it in tiny print it says something like "operated by American Airlines", your flight is probably an AA. What did I take from this...I'm booking with Travelocity or Orbitz next time.
In other news, it is the middle of May, and it's been having scattered showers the whole day. May showers bring June flowers? Now that isn't right. May rain brings June allergy pain.
Recently saw a video on Yahoo that Real Madrid sexy-man Cristiano Ronaldo kicked a ball out of bounds and the ball hit a face right in the face. I think the guy had a nose bleed. After the game, Ronaldo gave him "the shirt off his back". Now, that's in quotes because Ronaldo didn't really give the guy the shirt right off his back, because, of course, that would be totally disgusting with all the sweat, right? So he gave the fan a new shirt. My opinion on it? I rather get the shirt right off your back, Cristiano Ronaldo. I wouldn't care if you sweat in it. Makes it totally priceless. I mean, come on. It's like a Mastercard commercial.
Soccer ball: $40
Soccer cleats: $70
Real Madrid Ronaldo Jersey: $90
Real Madrid Ronaldo Jersey That He Wore During the Game: priceless.
My friend's reply to my "I'd rather get the jersey off his back"--You're so gross. Hey, if my face gets seriously broken by that soccer ball that's flying at me at 65 mph, I can sell the jersey and can totally get facial reconstruction surgery. But then again, it's a hard decision. Fix face or keep priceless jersey...my mother always did say I'm very hard headed...maybe a ball to my face wouldn't make so much damage.

Corner Tip #17: I now understand why morning radio talk shows are so popular. They are hilarious. And I mean hilarious. I swear, if I'm going to be stuck in traffic for over half an hour, those guys help lighten my mood with their bantering and funny stories. A shout out to them!